Don’t We Have Bigger Issues?
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www.time.com: This article from Time is a joke. What has the major news media turned into? The “outrage” over beer pong seems to be a few self-righteous schools who have an axe to grind. Aren’t we in the middle of a war/recession/economic crisis? Shouldn’t people have bigger things going on in their lives?
My favorite part is when the alleged “geniuses” at Dartmouth decided to even ban WATER pong
“I know that [water pong] seems like a good balance between the Dartmouth drinking culture and just trying to have fun,” Kristin Deal, a Dartmouth community director, wrote in an email to students announcing the prohibition. “However, it can be just as dangerous, if not more so.”
Why not just deliver Dartmouth issued life-jackets for all students? You never know when the next freak tsunami might hit New Hampshire! Run for your lives!

Give Me Beer Pong or Give Me Death!
(link and subsequent outrage thanks to “Coach”. If only I knew someone who worked at Time, Inc……….)
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